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Me: Excuse me, hi, see my watch?

Her: Yes?

Me: It's a magic watch.

Her: Is that so? How is it magic?

Me: It tells me whether or not you're wearing panties.

Her: (smiled) What's it say?

Me: It says you're not.

Her: Well sorry, but I am.

Me: Oh (shook my watch), must be an hour fast.

Jul 9, 2010 07:28 AM - Lines that Worked - by Money

 

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Me: Why don't we try an Australian Kiss? It's just like a regular kiss, except down under.

Aug 26, 2010 05:43 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by dodo

 

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Me: If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Aug 12, 2010 10:13 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by pissant

 

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(This line hasn't failed me yet.)

Me: I like coffee. Do you like coffee? Let's go get some coffee.

Jul 10, 2010 05:00 AM - Lines that Worked - by FHurst

 

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#17 Comments (0) That is a good line. (26) That is pretty lame. (4)

 

Me: Hey you want to do a 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one.

Aug 16, 2010 04:53 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by spaboy

 

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#26 Comments (0) That is a good line. (25) That is pretty lame. (10)

 

(It actually worked).

Me: Have you ever kissed a rabbit?

Her: No.

(Reverse my pockets, inside out.)

Me: Would you like to?

Aug 16, 2010 04:52 PM - Lines that Worked - by animals

 

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Him: Do you want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

Aug 29, 2010 10:34 AM - Lines that Didn't Work - by twitterfanatic

 

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#39 Comments (0) That is a good line. (24) That is pretty lame. (17)

 

(He waved his hand like a Jedi.)

Him: You will go to bed with me.

(The only reason it worked was because he's my husband.)

Aug 26, 2010 05:43 PM - Lines that Worked - by meohmyoh

 

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#40 Comments (0) That is a good line. (23) That is pretty lame. (15)

 

(From a drunk guy)

Him: Damn, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?

Jul 10, 2010 04:14 AM - Lines that Didn't Work - by Marissalina

 

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Him: Do you like fishing?

Her: Yea

Him: I'll bring my rod and we could hook up.

Feb 18, 2011 12:28 AM - Lines that Worked - by FaceLover

 

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