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Him: Do you do karate ?

Me: No why ?

Him: Cause your boday kickin' ;)

Sep 20, 2010 08:19 AM - Lines that Worked - by i_lik3_it_on_my_kn33s

 

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(from an old drunk guy)

Him: Are you kinky?

Me: No

Him: Can you stand there so I can be?

Sep 13, 2010 01:58 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by sarahbarah

 

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Creepy Barman to Me and My Friends: It's closing time. You don't have to go home but your bras stay here.

Jul 10, 2010 04:14 AM - Lines that Didn't Work - by Nada

 

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Me: I'll be honest with you, I have a little penis. But I have a six inch tongue to make up for it.

Jul 19, 2010 08:38 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by Coreey

 

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Is your bluetooth turned on, because I feel like there's a connection between me and you.

Feb 12, 2011 01:38 AM - Lines that Didn't Work - by DeMane

 

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(I gave the girl a bottle of tequila.)

Me: Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

Jul 10, 2010 04:14 AM - Lines that Didn't Work - by Trevvv

 

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Him: My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

Aug 8, 2010 07:24 AM - Lines that Didn't Work - by smartfry

 

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Me: What winks and gives a great boob massage.

Her: What

(Then I winked.)

Jul 19, 2010 08:40 PM - Lines that Worked - by nunSandwich

 

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Him: I saw u from across the room and thought i had a chance, but now that im all the way over here i can tell that you're way too beautiful for me.

Jul 19, 2010 08:40 PM - Lines that Worked - by rinetime

 

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(At a bar with a friend...guy walks in and gives us what he thinks is a smooth smile and walks past us over to the bar. 2 seconds later he walks back over to us.)

Him: I was going to get myself a beer, but you ladies looked more appealing.

(What he should have done is got us beers and maybe it would have worked.)

Sep 11, 2010 03:40 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by nolaboot

 

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