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Him: You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Apr 6, 2011 04:03 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by rippin and the tearin
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Him: Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
May 22, 2011 08:16 AM - Lines that Didn't Work - by oopenmeup
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Me: Do you want to see something swell?
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by harpo
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Me: If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by dorseyhaha
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Me: Baby, are a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
May 23, 2011 06:16 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by tastelesstwo
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Him: Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by shmorg
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Me: You must be a light switch, 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!
Jun 15, 2011 08:44 AM - Lines that Didn't Work - by smarteesteen
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Me: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by sinatrareprise
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Him: Baby, did you fart? 'Cause you blow me away!
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by ladymarmalade
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