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Him: All those curves, and me with no brakes...
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Worked - by smartasset
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Me: Do you want to see something swell?
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by harpo
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Me: (Handing a generic sugar packet) Did you drop your name tag?
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Worked - by fakelove
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Me: If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by dorseyhaha
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Him: Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by shmorg
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Me: Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Worked - by zeldasman
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Me: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by sinatrareprise
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Him: Baby, did you fart? 'Cause you blow me away!
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by ladymarmalade
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Him: I'm like a Rubik's cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get.
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Didn't Work - by mariamaiden23
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Me: You can stand next to me as long as you don't compain about the heat.
Sep 23, 2011 11:21 PM - Lines that Worked - by joseph
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